verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

louisinpanties:

it’s hard to be a larry shipper in this economy

quickweaves:

Me: *skin breaks out*

Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT

jailor:

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 

fuckdanhumphrey:

Why is honeydew so nasty

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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This is going to be my response for everything….
This is going to be my response for everything….

(Source: husssel)