that relatable feeling when

windowedxp:

you are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light

pussypoptarts:

*pushes huge shit out of my ass as hard as I can*

*tiny splash*

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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

thugmissus:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

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(Source: accioheadcanons)

haveigonetoofar:
Why can't they leak photos of some man meat. I want to see Zac Efron being power bottomed or the One Direction Orgy/circle jerk they think nobody knows about.

backdoorteenmom:

fstw:

*pulls down guy’s foreskin*
me: can I pair this cheese with some fine wine?

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

(Source: daytonastatecollege)

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

(Source: jabura)